JOKES
Q: What do you call a fossil that
doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs
crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What did the dinosaur say after
the car crash ?
A: I'msosaurus
Q: What do you call it when a
dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
A: A dino-score!
Q: What do you call a plated
dinosaur when he is asleep? ?
A: Stegosnorus !
Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus
that talks and talks and talks ...? ?
A: A dinobore!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with
no eyes? ?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a
Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones
in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What do you say when you meet a
two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't
attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!